People annoy me!!!!!!!!!!
Is it just let’s fucking abandon Anissa day?!
I have no friends.
Burgers lake isn’t even a fucking lake! It’s practically a toilet dump!

yourcreepyuncle:

yourcreepyuncle:

what if like your butthole was actually a black hole and the other end of the black hole was some space alien’s trash can like whenever they threw something away it came out of you as poop

and like if you ever had the butt sex the poor alien family would be subjected to watching a human penis appear and reappear in and out of their trash can wondering when the horror would finally end

(via mysteriousmrhudson)

-theperfectmistake:

118 more days until the new Mumford & Sons album.

Why is that 118 days too many.